House show Title tournament vs Howdy

[Big Bill]

Lights go out and reappear back on and shows Big Bill waiting in the ring with a microphone.

Big Bill: Well a house show title touranment very impressive well lets cut to the chase Captian Howdy just to let you know that I respect the fact that I am going to face you in the match just remember this I am going to throw my best in my first house show match. The fact is I respect you and I am ready to face you in the match and just remember only one of us will walk out and go onto the next stage in the house show tournament so all the best in the match. Just remember this title tournament in the house show will mean a lot and like I said before I am going to try and win my first house show title match so you better be prepared for the unexpected.

[Captain Howdy (Nancy)]

*The lights go dark. Purple smoke fills the arena as the letters, DFA, appear in bright neon green on the titantron. Patrick McSuperfly starts dancing down the entryway and coughing violently as his eyes are glazed over. "Foxy Lady" by Jimi Hendrix is playing in the background.

He then climbs the steps and does a front flip into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring and raises his right hand. A microphone on a cord drops into his hand. He returns into a normal stance and speaks.*

DFA: "Introducing, at a very manly but also slim, trim and fit 175 pounds, he is the reigning king of crazy and of krunk! He is high flying and death defying but you'll never see him crying! He likes to refer to himself in the third person! Please give a warm welcome to your lord and master, the one, the only, Death From Above, Pat 2 Da Mac McSuperfly!!!!!!!"

*The microphone from the sky returns back to god only knows where and a stage hand hands Pat a regular, cordless microphone. Mr McSuperfly shifts his gaze to Big Bill.*

DFA: "Yeah, dude, like...cool...but don't expect I'll be easy. I got like hopes and dreams and stuff."

*DFA notices a tye-dye shirt in the audience and becomes intrigued.*

DFA: "Woah, thats trippy. Give that guy a klondike bar and a bag of munchies."

*A stage hand does so.*

DFA: Were hangin' out after this, man! But anyways, where am I?...Oh yeah! Look, dude. I respect that you wanna do well in your first house show. I respect that you wanna work hard and earn your title shot. I even respect the fact that your respecting me but don't think it'll be that easy. You see, I'm not only fighting for a title shot but, as you can guess by my theme song, I'm also fighting for the love of the most beautiful girl in the world, Ashley Fox! Baby, please be with me! You know theres no one else in the NWWA that can satisfy your needs like I can!"

(OOC: Back to you!)

[Big Bill]

Big Bill looks at Howdy and smiles and says:
Big Bill: Make the best man win and all the best in the match because I know I will give it all in the match so once again good luck because you will need it. I will beat you and I will qualify for the title and go onto the next round.

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